1. |
Bonecock
01:52
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Courage
It's time for..
Everybody wants to be me
(But) I'm gonna be what you are not
And if you try to come between me
I'm gonna tell you to fuck right off
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2. |
Octopus Angel
02:07
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If I see no reason
Then I see no prize
Without you octopus,
And I don't see a reason why.
Help me find a place
Where I can go
So you can take me down
With you
Angel, hold me
With all your tentacles
Slimy,
You watch me
Even if there's someone else.
Oh yeah, Oh well.
I'm afraid of heaven
And all the creatures in the sea.
Cure me of this sickness
And scrape the pearls all over me.
Angel, hold me
With all your tentacles
Slimy,
You watch me
Even if there's someone else.
Oh yeah, Oh well.
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3. |
Mister Gossip
01:43
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Everybody, everybody wants to be like you.
They don't know what they're saying
They don't know what you do.
Everybody, everybody wants to be like you.
Carving shit on my dick
Ain't no fun anymore.
Free.. to see if we're losing-
It's free, to see if we're losing...
It's magical fantastical
You know it's me,
But I'm not the one you thought it should be.
Giddy up, giddy up,
I'm a fucking horse!
All you say,
"I'm a nazi!
Fuck you, I'm a nazi!"
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4. |
Nelly
01:13
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You deserve everything that you got
You don't get no second chances now
Right outside the wall and I can't fall asleep
I'm in the grocery store
But I don't know what to eat
Right now right now come with me
Right now right now you're all pussies
So ride with me, ride with me
I'm a rapper named Nelly
Hot shit
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5. |
Lovin' the Physics
03:43
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Lovin' the physics.
Lovin' the truth.
This ball would fall the same speed as you
On the moon.
No air resistance.
Mr. G please help me.
Little boys and little girls sing,
"Help me find this vector's bearing."
Here's acceleration, find the mass.
I don't want to fail this class.
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6. |
Discover the Worm
02:10
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Taking my disease from underground
Below your feet is where you kept me down.
You have the same intentions, see
You're no different than a person like me.
Here we go...
But now you have to discover the worm.
What makes it twitch
and what makes it squirm?
Now you have to discover the worm.
Will it bite you?
If it does, will it burn?
All the stones and pebbles,
Are they in the way?
All the money in the world won't make them change,
If you cut it in two
It'd still be the worm.
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7. |
Newschool
02:42
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This isn't grass,
it's paper maiche.
This is old school shit
And it rocks
And it rocks
And it rocks
'Cause I am cool
I am cool
I am cool
I rock 'cause I'm old school
And it rules
And it rules
And it- yea
Why don't you go fuck yourself? (whu-what?)
Why don't you go fuck yourself? (oh yea!)
Dance break
[Actual Dance Break]
I'm not-nananana-nanana
Ah-nana-nanana-nanana
I am old school
I am cool because i'm old school
I am cool because i'm old school
I am cool because i'm old school
I am cool because i'm old school shit.
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8. |
The New Shit
01:03
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Blastin' NWA inside my ride,
While I fuck shit up like old formaldehyde.
'Cause I'm hard as fuck
Like unbleached titanium,
And run a battlefield
Like Luke Samanium.
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9. |
The Chemical Man
03:22
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Here I am
Nothing is on TV.
I'm lonely again,
What the hell is wrong with me?
And I want something, but I see nothing
And I want something from you.
I don't wanna see myself
Next to the world with someone else.
I don't want to set you free.
I don't know.
Got a message from the real world
And it's waiting at the door.
Got a message and it's, "you need something new."
Got a message for myself.
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10. |
Punx Attacxk
02:02
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I'm so punk and I'm so cool, ok?
Can you see me?
Did you know that "oi" means "hey"?
Punk was 20 years ago
So stop saying it today.
Why don't you just say "hey"?
You don't live in England.
You weren't born a punk.
I'm sick of all your punk shit now.
Look at me,
I'm so punk.
Look at me,
'Cause I'm so fucking punk.
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11. |
Sad Ashley
03:10
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Here I am
Nothing is on TV.
I'm lonely again,
What the hell is wrong with me?
And I want something, but I see nothing
And I want something from you.
I don't wanna see myself
Next to the world with someone else.
I don't want to set you free.
I don't know.
Got a message from the real world
And it's waiting at the door.
Got a message and it's, "you need something new."
Got a message for myself.
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12. |
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I have a confession to make to you my brother,
You are the one there is no other.
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
But you're like a dolphin.
Swim to me man, as fast as you can.
Yo, start swimming, swim team man.
Splash!
Water equals best friend.
You are my best friend.
Swim to me.
Swim.
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13. |
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I am the line
But I ain't thin
Like hot men
I'm thick
Like my dick
I'll fuck up your system
Like weed and speed and shit
I need a ten or an ounce
A hit or a blast
Cause I'm a loser (drug abuser)
And I always come last
You can snort me
Drink a quart of me
Turn me up and distort me
Hey ma, why didn't you abort me?
Bathe in a quart or three
I like my girls portly
Call you a retard
And don't wait to see
What your retort'll be
Bend me, Shake me
Smack me, Crack me
Just like a spine
But you ain't gonna get no further
Cause I am the line
I am the line!
And I'm fine
Don't cry for me, L please
Just another man
Trying to make ends meet
With his band
Uncle Outtie sucking dick
That's my bit
And this is for
The fucking critics!
You can say we suck!
You can break our thumbs!
Well, don't do that cause
H and Poles play drums
Telling shit, that's your bit
On this track, it's so phat
Come on bitches, let's sing it loud!
I'll make you fall so hard
You'll think you got the belt
I'll make you fall so hard
'Cause I'm the line
You are one fix mean girl
Starting to bleed through
I'm not one of those people
That flirts without needles
Wake up!
I did it all for you
Your life's fantasy is coming true
Even though I'm not in the mood
Can't stop this kid
From bleeding on you
Cause I'm a Mexican't not a Mexican
Couldn't count any fans on a single hand
Don't understand that it was all a sham?
Got everybody thinking that I'm a band
I was never empty I was full of shit
If I was black I'd be a hit
Wanna double cross me cause I'm the line
But I'm just too fast like a Tech9 run
Maybe some day
I will be
Just like a rapper
Named D.G.!
Get you by the balls
You can turn and cough
And tell me one more time
Just how much I rip off
Because I'm sick and tired of all these fans
Sick and tired of shaking hands
Sick and tired of dead rock stars
Sick and tired of bass guitars
Sick and tired of techno clubs
Sick and tired of two bit drums
Sick and tired of all these raves
Sick and tired of gameboy games
Sick and tired of punching girls
Sick and tired of kissing guys
Sick and tired of Betty's trash
Sick and tired of M.S.I.
Sick and tired of missing dates
Sick and tired of demo tapes
Sick and tired of getting dropped
Sick and tired of what I'm not
Sick and tired of the industry
Sick and tired of the triple cheese
Sick and tired of my jealousy
Sick and tired of every scene
Sick and tired of paying bills
Sick and tired of fucking Nils
This is how I made my millions
Sick and tired of everything
I have the nerve to try and sing
This is how I made my millions
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14. |
King of the Kangaroos
01:49
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Think you can rape the land and run like a tourist?
Think you can run from the creatures of the forest?
And say who cares?
Who cares?
Who cares?
We care.
We care.
Fish will jump out of their bowls.
Moles will come from out of their holes.
This year they've got a king to choose.
Lions will be the dukes of the soggy marsh,
And I shall be the king of the kangaroos.
Synth solo!
A world so fine that the animals understand.
Turtles and kangaroos go hand in hand.
Fish will jump out of their bowls.
Moles will come from out of their holes.
This year they've got a king to choose.
Lions will be the dukes of the soggy marsh,
And I shall be the king of the kangaroos.
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15. |
Environment
01:00
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Cut them down and chop them up.
Take them to the lumber yard.
I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees.
Those Green-Peace losers should get a job
And stop fucking bothering everyone.
Stop bothering the government,
The environment's for losers
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16. |
Hardcore
01:33
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17. |
I Am the Line
01:57
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Everything is falling to shit.
I'm sure you know what I mean.
You can't fuck with..
Can't fuck with me.
Falling buildings, blood is churning,
Heads are turning, it's assuring
You can't fuck with, fuck with me.
Up in my room
Rocking out to the filthy noise-
Lovin' the physics,
And lovin' the boys.
I got a confession from man to man,
This is the line that I never had.
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