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Bonecock vol. 1

by Uncle Outrage (2004)

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1.
Bonecock 01:52
Courage It's time for.. Everybody wants to be me (But) I'm gonna be what you are not And if you try to come between me I'm gonna tell you to fuck right off
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If I see no reason Then I see no prize Without you octopus, And I don't see a reason why. Help me find a place Where I can go So you can take me down With you Angel, hold me With all your tentacles Slimy, You watch me Even if there's someone else. Oh yeah, Oh well. I'm afraid of heaven And all the creatures in the sea. Cure me of this sickness And scrape the pearls all over me. Angel, hold me With all your tentacles Slimy, You watch me Even if there's someone else. Oh yeah, Oh well.
3.
Everybody, everybody wants to be like you. They don't know what they're saying They don't know what you do. Everybody, everybody wants to be like you. Carving shit on my dick Ain't no fun anymore. Free.. to see if we're losing- It's free, to see if we're losing... It's magical fantastical You know it's me, But I'm not the one you thought it should be. Giddy up, giddy up, I'm a fucking horse! All you say, "I'm a nazi! Fuck you, I'm a nazi!"
4.
Nelly 01:13
You deserve everything that you got You don't get no second chances now Right outside the wall and I can't fall asleep I'm in the grocery store But I don't know what to eat Right now right now come with me Right now right now you're all pussies So ride with me, ride with me I'm a rapper named Nelly Hot shit
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Lovin' the physics. Lovin' the truth. This ball would fall the same speed as you On the moon. No air resistance. Mr. G please help me. Little boys and little girls sing, "Help me find this vector's bearing." Here's acceleration, find the mass. I don't want to fail this class.
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Taking my disease from underground Below your feet is where you kept me down. You have the same intentions, see You're no different than a person like me. Here we go... But now you have to discover the worm. What makes it twitch and what makes it squirm? Now you have to discover the worm. Will it bite you? If it does, will it burn? All the stones and pebbles, Are they in the way? All the money in the world won't make them change, If you cut it in two It'd still be the worm.
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Newschool 02:42
This isn't grass, it's paper maiche. This is old school shit And it rocks And it rocks And it rocks 'Cause I am cool I am cool I am cool I rock 'cause I'm old school And it rules And it rules And it- yea Why don't you go fuck yourself? (whu-what?) Why don't you go fuck yourself? (oh yea!) Dance break [Actual Dance Break] I'm not-nananana-nanana Ah-nana-nanana-nanana I am old school I am cool because i'm old school I am cool because i'm old school I am cool because i'm old school I am cool because i'm old school shit.
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The New Shit 01:03
Blastin' NWA inside my ride, While I fuck shit up like old formaldehyde. 'Cause I'm hard as fuck Like unbleached titanium, And run a battlefield Like Luke Samanium.
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Here I am Nothing is on TV. I'm lonely again, What the hell is wrong with me? And I want something, but I see nothing And I want something from you. I don't wanna see myself Next to the world with someone else. I don't want to set you free. I don't know. Got a message from the real world And it's waiting at the door. Got a message and it's, "you need something new." Got a message for myself.
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Punx Attacxk 02:02
I'm so punk and I'm so cool, ok? Can you see me? Did you know that "oi" means "hey"? Punk was 20 years ago So stop saying it today. Why don't you just say "hey"? You don't live in England. You weren't born a punk. I'm sick of all your punk shit now. Look at me, I'm so punk. Look at me, 'Cause I'm so fucking punk.
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Sad Ashley 03:10
Here I am Nothing is on TV. I'm lonely again, What the hell is wrong with me? And I want something, but I see nothing And I want something from you. I don't wanna see myself Next to the world with someone else. I don't want to set you free. I don't know. Got a message from the real world And it's waiting at the door. Got a message and it's, "you need something new." Got a message for myself.
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I have a confession to make to you my brother, You are the one there is no other. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', But you're like a dolphin. Swim to me man, as fast as you can. Yo, start swimming, swim team man. Splash! Water equals best friend. You are my best friend. Swim to me. Swim.
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I am the line But I ain't thin Like hot men I'm thick Like my dick I'll fuck up your system Like weed and speed and shit I need a ten or an ounce A hit or a blast Cause I'm a loser (drug abuser) And I always come last You can snort me Drink a quart of me Turn me up and distort me Hey ma, why didn't you abort me? Bathe in a quart or three I like my girls portly Call you a retard And don't wait to see What your retort'll be Bend me, Shake me Smack me, Crack me Just like a spine But you ain't gonna get no further Cause I am the line I am the line! And I'm fine Don't cry for me, L please Just another man Trying to make ends meet With his band Uncle Outtie sucking dick That's my bit And this is for The fucking critics! You can say we suck! You can break our thumbs! Well, don't do that cause H and Poles play drums Telling shit, that's your bit On this track, it's so phat Come on bitches, let's sing it loud! I'll make you fall so hard You'll think you got the belt I'll make you fall so hard 'Cause I'm the line You are one fix mean girl Starting to bleed through I'm not one of those people That flirts without needles Wake up! I did it all for you Your life's fantasy is coming true Even though I'm not in the mood Can't stop this kid From bleeding on you Cause I'm a Mexican't not a Mexican Couldn't count any fans on a single hand Don't understand that it was all a sham? Got everybody thinking that I'm a band I was never empty I was full of shit If I was black I'd be a hit Wanna double cross me cause I'm the line But I'm just too fast like a Tech9 run Maybe some day I will be Just like a rapper Named D.G.! Get you by the balls You can turn and cough And tell me one more time Just how much I rip off Because I'm sick and tired of all these fans Sick and tired of shaking hands Sick and tired of dead rock stars Sick and tired of bass guitars Sick and tired of techno clubs Sick and tired of two bit drums Sick and tired of all these raves Sick and tired of gameboy games Sick and tired of punching girls Sick and tired of kissing guys Sick and tired of Betty's trash Sick and tired of M.S.I. Sick and tired of missing dates Sick and tired of demo tapes Sick and tired of getting dropped Sick and tired of what I'm not Sick and tired of the industry Sick and tired of the triple cheese Sick and tired of my jealousy Sick and tired of every scene Sick and tired of paying bills Sick and tired of fucking Nils This is how I made my millions Sick and tired of everything I have the nerve to try and sing This is how I made my millions
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Think you can rape the land and run like a tourist? Think you can run from the creatures of the forest? And say who cares? Who cares? Who cares? We care. We care. Fish will jump out of their bowls. Moles will come from out of their holes. This year they've got a king to choose. Lions will be the dukes of the soggy marsh, And I shall be the king of the kangaroos. Synth solo! A world so fine that the animals understand. Turtles and kangaroos go hand in hand. Fish will jump out of their bowls. Moles will come from out of their holes. This year they've got a king to choose. Lions will be the dukes of the soggy marsh, And I shall be the king of the kangaroos.
15.
Environment 01:00
Cut them down and chop them up. Take them to the lumber yard. I'm sick of looking at all these fucking trees. Those Green-Peace losers should get a job And stop fucking bothering everyone. Stop bothering the government, The environment's for losers
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Hardcore 01:33
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Everything is falling to shit. I'm sure you know what I mean. You can't fuck with.. Can't fuck with me. Falling buildings, blood is churning, Heads are turning, it's assuring You can't fuck with, fuck with me. Up in my room Rocking out to the filthy noise- Lovin' the physics, And lovin' the boys. I got a confession from man to man, This is the line that I never had.

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From Punknews.org:

The first time I heard Uncle Outrage I thought it was the most ridiculous things that had ever been blasted out of my speakers, and in a way they still are. What we’ve got here is 4 nobodies from the frozen wastelands of the Central Albertan prairie city of Edmonton firing off ironic, schizophrenic anti-punk anthems caught up in all kinds blips, bleeps and electro madness.

Singer Nils goes off the hook adopting all kinds of vocal manipulation from song to song, and more often than not on one track alone. He spits out some strange stanzas dripping with so much inventive sarcasm that he relentlessly takes the piss out of everything from Nelly and hardcore to `77 punks and the environment. All of his manic delivery is backed up by some pulsing, fuzzed out guitars and a very hairy keyboard player who adds a new kind of pizzaz to punk rock. There are samples taken from various sources, much like they have been adopted in hip-hop, and are layered throughout the album adding to the already baffling sonic grab bag of programmed beats.

....When Uncle Outrage is on, they are fucking ON my friends. This isn’t exactly the most accessible album released; a lot of people probably won’t get or more likely won’t want to get it, but I’m in love with their fresh sound and expect great things from these guys in the future.

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released January 1, 2004

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